m a r i s s a.

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
This might be the room of any small boy, but it happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin.

(Source: disfan, via ruinedchildhood)

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo